Esperanto makes horse sense

Someone on the web is asking for advice about how to dodge nosey questions about his horse. Various catchy comebacks are offered, but since I cannot post a comment there (not being a member of that group, and not wishing to join), I will post it here:

If it were me in that situation, I would say, “You’re going to have to learn Esperanto. I discuss animals only in Esperanto.”

To follow the discussion, you can google for “escalate, or de-fuse”, or follow the link:

http://www.chronofhorse.com/forum/showthread.php?t=243840

(edit: 28.Jan.2012)
In other words, Esperanto gives an easy escape route from unwanted interaction.